chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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