We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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