What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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