chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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