i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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