I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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