"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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