Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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