actually, I'm a sock model
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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