chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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