I am in a vortex of obligation.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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