Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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