I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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