I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I need you to use more vowels.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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