no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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