my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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