Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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