Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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