He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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