While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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