fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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