Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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