What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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