what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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