hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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