I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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