That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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