piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the condom got lost in my hair
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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