You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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