whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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