why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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