don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
God I need to hump something, right now.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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