no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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