How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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