talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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