i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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