Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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