That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
