The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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