yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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