The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
More tranny stories later!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
