Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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