i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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