Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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