You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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