Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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