I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
worst night to have a conscience
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
