We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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