$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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