I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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